namine ritsu
An UTAUloid and the third fake VOCALOID character to be created by the VIPPERS of 2ch to trick people into thinking that he is the 4th Vocaloid from Crypton. He has long red hair, blue-green eyes and dresses in a vaguely gothic lolita style.
Despite appearing to have breasts, Ritsu is indeed an otoko no ko. His 'breasts' are actually missiles that were built into his torso explaining his weight. Like previous joke characters Kasane Teto and Yokune Ruko, Ritsu's official profile contains strange and impossible characteristics. He is listed as only 6 years old, 156cm in height and with a weight of '25.0t'. Ritsu's character item is, apparently, a Chinese cabbage.