akira (cookie)
Voice of Yagokoro Eirin in Atouda Ako's Kuso☆☆ and Kazami Yuuka in Kuso☆☆☆. More famous as Yuuka with messy hair, large breasts, no ascot, and sanpaku. An active voice actress and cosplayer, she maintains unusually good relations with the Cookie community and like dirty jokes.
Because Macota's Yuuka spoke fast to earn the nickname Fast Talking Oba-san, Akira's speed was even faster to earn her the nickname Super Fast Talking Oba-san. Her lines about Valentine's day is a popular copypasta.
あらアリスじゃないあなたもお買い物をしにこの店を訪れたの？この店で材料を買って、誰かに美味しいお菓子を作って贈ろうということねちなみにバレンタインデーとはかつての古代ローマの祭りを異教を認めないキリスト教圏内でも続けるためにヴァレンティヌスという架空の聖人を作り上げこれを悼むための日としたのが始まりと言われており今では恋人たちの日として世界各地で親しまれている。皆様はバレンタインデーを毎日いかがお過ごしですか Oh my, if it isn't Alice. Did you come here to do shopping too? You wanted some ingredients so that you could make some sweets as a present for someone, right? Incidentally, Valentine of Valentine's Day was a fictional saint created so that those within the Christian circle who refused Paganism could continue the festivals of ancient Rome. It used to be a day of lament for Saint Valentine, but now it is more familiar known around the world as a day for lovers. Has everyone been spending their Valentine's Day well this year?